Tuesday, May 10, 2016

CRUZIN' FOR A BRUISIN' >:(: Ted Cruz to consider re-entering the white house race, if he wins in Nebraska.

Cruz Might Restart His Campaign, But Won’t Say He’s for Trump





     Anybody with even a microscopic OUNCE of common sense and decency is going to see this for the sneaky, underhanded, SCUMBAG move that it is. If it comes to pass, that is. It won't.
 
     For those who don't remember, Cruz dropped out BEFORE Kasich, which took everyone by surprise, given that it's been clear for quite some time that Kasich didn't have a chance in hell. In fact, that's why I started to nickname John Kasich, The Snowball Candidate. If anybody needed to drop out last Tuesday it was Kasich THEN Cruz. Not the other way around.
 
     Furthermore, Kasich and Cruz made a deal, theorizing that if Kasich didn't campaign in Indiana, it would make the path to victory much more difficult for Trump, and likewise if Cruz didn't campaign in Oregon and New Mexico, the same would be true there as well, and the states would likely go to Kasich. Seems like a sound plan, right? Too bad Cruz got his ass handed to him in Indiana. Like Tony Wendice said in Dial 'M' for Murder, "It might work on paper." 

    So, Cruz bailed out, leaving poor John Kasich to fend for himself. Some vets might see that as tantamount to a soldier abandoning a wounded comrade in the battle-field. (Not that that analogy would mean anything to a man who never served a day in the military in his life >:(.) 

     Kasich was left on his own. Knowing that he was helpless to make his way through the remainder of the campaign, he did what was natural. He threw up his white flag, and gave up the fight. I would have done the same thing, and it happened not even fourteen hours after Cruz made his announcement. 

     So, now that Ted Cruz sees there may be a wider gap for him to move forward, he's having second thoughts? 

     HOW DARE YOU??? >:(. And you always say Trump fights dirty. You need to be ashamed of yourself, Ted Cruz. After all your talk about how Trump is a thug, and a buffoon, you've just proven that you are no better than he is. 

     If you even had a narrow chance before, you sure as HELL ain't gonna get the nod now. 

     GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!